Of Squirrels and Men.

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I’m often accused of being a denier, though exactly what it is I’m denying does seem to subtly mutate depending on whatever straw man stereotype the accuser du jour is trying to shoehorn me into. A denier of science? It would have been tough to make a living if that were true. A denier of global warming? Since it’s by now commonly agreed that there hasn’t been any in nearly two decades, I don’t think I’ll lose too much sleep over that one. A denier of climate change then? If you happen to know even a smidgen about geology, you know that’s what climate does over time. It always has and applying a not unreasonable Glaswegian slash of Occam’s Razor, the betting is fairly good it will continue to do so.

It gets a bit worser though, as the venerable Del Boy Trotter would say.

Apparently I’m also a flat earther, paranoid, a conspiracy freak, pederast, retard, scientific ignoramus, paedophile, white supremacist, homophobic, black panther, Zionist, misogynist, a climate criminal, a shill for Big Blog and the sort of person who takes an inordinate delight in cruelty to small animals, most specifically squirrels in my case. The last one is a sorta greyish area to be candid with you.

I’m partial to them BBQed, it’s just there is a slight controversy over my methods of bagging them. If they’ve got to go, my thinking is they might as well have some fun as they shuffle off their mortal coil to end up on a crenelated paper plate with a good dollop of potato salad on the side. After all, there is a 97% consensus they are evil. You do have to admit there’s something particularly unnerving about those beady eyes …

Of course, everyone knows all those people making such statements were alarmists, extremists or crackpots. But hang on a moment, is that actually true?

Some of those labels were used by the chief executives of various democracies, a pillar of which is supposed to be that much abused principle of freedom to express dissent with their governments without being personally abused from the privileged position of those on high. I’ll give you a selection of such name callers; Barack Obama – granted, a pretty damn useless excuse for a president, Gordon Brown PM of the UK – a painfully one-eyed man in a country of the fully sighted, and Julia Gillard – a complete bloody disaster for Australia.

I could also list a selection of their chief ministers who’ve said similar things but once you’ve heard what the organ grinders think, who gives a rat’s ass about the chattering of their monkeys? By the way, that very defo doesn’t count as a mixed metaphor. Anyway, their thinking was to hell with the long-term good of the country, just bag dem dere fashionable votes before the political opposition does.

As I think upon it though, it hasn’t just been the political harlots being blown around by the flatulent winds of alarmed electorates who’ve been saying nasty things, but some other classes of supposedly respected people. Why, there’s even been the heads of various august scientific bodies – yes scientific – hurling insults with the best of them. Even the intellectual feather-weights of the climate science establishment, constituting exactly 99.97% of them, had a great old time calling us everything under the sun.

The inducement was they might just get their name in the Guardian if they could only come up with a catchy enough insult about us, but they’re not creative types in the scientific or any other sense of that word. They’re strictly third-raters, forever lunging at that far off Jerusalem of the grand Unified Theory of Climate as it steadily retreats over the horizon and out of their grasp. It’s such a tease like that.

You might find it difficult to credit but some pseudo-psychologists have, through a simple and inane abuse of the scientific method, “proved” we were clinically insane, Untermensch or some sort of skank end runt that would shame any self-respecting Neanderthal. Speaking personally, I thought the squirrel thing was a particularly low blow.

If you’re of a sensitive disposition, I’d suggest you skip this paragraph and read on from there. The way such adult commentary about us was delivered was using the hacks of the mainstream media, who now appear to constitute 97% of it. They just churnalised whatever press handouts they were given without raising a peep. Their track record of passively reporting on the situation without questioning or ever mentioning there was an alternative conversation, reminds me of that definition of what separates nice girls from the not so nice ones. The former put a dab of perfume behind their ears while the latter just tuck their heels behind them and holler bring it on Boys.

Basically, they’d put out for anyone with a fancy line in press releases.

Some of them even seemed to take an atavistic delight in the pure cathartic release of for once being able to hurl the type of unrestrained hate speech that used to be reserved for blacks, Jews and any stereotyped minority in the good old days when it was socially acceptable to do such things. Naturally, anything could be said about us. It was unrestricted press warfare against the unarmed merchant shipping of climate scepticism by the likes of Kapitän Georg von Monbiot and the rest of the wolf pack.

There’s recently been a call by one of their climate guru professors to tone down the alarmism. Unfortunately he has an uncanny resemblance to Arnold Judas Rimmer and equally unfortunately has a habit of striking some truly creepy type of brownshirt pose when lecturing. I swear to god, he’s not some weird invention by Wol and me. Seriously. Red Dwarf is sacred ground for both of us.

Anyway, acting on that suggestion implies abandoning all the name calling. If you’re going to make the big change of being less dictatorial and sounding more reasonable, then you’ll have to engage in real discussions with people to persuade them to your viewpoint.

By that I don’t mean the usual soviet-style show debate, carefully stage-managed by the BBC or whoever and packed with badly concealed cronies asking none of the awkward questions. That’s the one-sided conversation you’ve been running for years which the public now finds terminally boring. Quick, who’s got the remote? What’s on the other side?

A civilised discussion with real skeptics is the only real choice but I think we all know the reality is you’d rather eat your own liver than risk a debate with us. The last time you tried that turned out to be a rather harrowing experience for the “cause” as I recall.

Such a suggestion also comes with a number of other big problems. The first is that after twenty years of alarmist scares, us skeptics are no longer some vanishingly small minority. The general populace has got terminally fed up of end of the world scares and is quite simply no longer listening to the propaganda. They’re by this stage indifferent and indeed the only time they occasionally focus on it, is to have a giggle at a particularly outrageous piece of “research” churned out by some conehead in academia. Abandoning the ongoing effort to turn it up way past past amp 11, for toning it down, means they wont hear you at all.

As far as they’re concerned, it’s already well past the talk to the hand stage…

The people being asked to dial down the alarmism have an almost conditioned reflex to pump out bigger and better scares, because that keeps them in the fame spotlight and money pumping into their coffers. It’s a variation of that industrial-military complex that a spookily prescient Eisenhower warned about in his parting presidential speech, except that it’s an environmental-scientific-financial one.

They have to ignore any such appeal because it’s a direct attack on their source of income and like the Bourbon kings they simply don’t know how to do anything else. Appealing to them to go from being well-rewarded saviours of the planet and back to the bad old days of Buddy can you spare a dime is a big ask. They’re our creatures now.

Over and above that, it would be an implicit admission by all those alarmist organisations and some prominent individuals that all they’ve been doing for years is nothing better than deceitful propaganda. Surprising as it may sound, us poor stoopid skeptics think ahead. I, no doubt like most other deniers, not only save links to the alarmist’s scary pronouncements but also do page saves, since we’re used to past reality on the internet being retrospectively “amended” à la Greg Laden and l’affaire Tallbloke when it doesn’t suit the alarmist’s current narrative or to save their blushes, never mind avoiding getting their ass sued off in a libel lawsuit.

I’m sure we’ll all be holding our breath waiting for the unlikely occurrence of one of the notable alarmists to suddenly start speaking with the voice of sweet reason, so we can trot out those embarrassing quotes at just the perfect and most exquisitely cruel moment. We all have our guilty pleasures.

You see, to paraphrase the communications director of Greenpeace, we know who you are, but unlike him we have no interest in where you live because we already know where you’re heading towards – a more modern example in an updated preface to yet another imprint of Charles McKay’s book Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds.

As changes of policy go, it’s a superficially good suggestion except it’s about three or four years too late, which is forever in politics, and I rather suspect even the person who made it knows full well it’ll be ignored by all the main culprits anyway. However, it does allow certain people to slyly readjust their position in readiness to say they saw the iceberg in front of the ship and since nobody would listen to them, they felt they could abandon it with a perfectly clear conscience.

Paddle away ratties, paddle away.

©Pointman

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7 Responses to “Of Squirrels and Men.”
  1. Blackswan says:

    Pointman,

    Copenhagen doesn’t augur well for the Climate Carpetbaggers does it? This time they actually “dropped a box”. Yep, a whole “box of text” was dropped from their report because delegates couldn’t agree on including the word ‘dangerous’. That must have been traumatic for a gaggle of box-ticking bureaucrats.

    ”The rift between developed and developing countries in the UN talks opened up in Copenhagen over a box of text that discussed what levels of warming could be considered dangerous. After a protracted battle, the delegates couldn’t agree on the wording, and the box was dropped from a key summary for policymakers to the disappointment of some scientists.”

    http://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/fossil-fuels-must-go-by-2100-to-limit-climate-change-un-says/story-fnjwvztl-1227110315361

    Australia needs to choose between coal and death, according to Greens Leader Christine Milne, who jumped on the IPCC’s findings.
    “Do you want death or do you want coal?
    “That’s what we’re talking about here,” she told reporters in Hobart.

    Hmmm – that’s a tough one. Death or coal?

    As for squirrels – Australia doesn’t have any, but we breed a cute line of possums here and I believe possum pie is great ‘comfort food’. Good for you too – lean, low fat, low-methane-emission possums may well save us all. But ……

    ”Scientists link climate change to low genetic diversity in Tassie devils”

    http://www.news.com.au/national/tasmania/scientists-link-climate-change-to-low-genetic-diversity-in-tassie-devils/story-fnn32rbc-1227113201690

    The headline simply declined to point out they were talking about 20,000 years ago. What an astonishing revelation – a creature unique to an island in the Southern Ocean actually suffers from “loss of genetic diversity”. No matter – hook anything up to ‘climate change’ and the funding rolls in.

    These Scammers become more ludicrous with each passing day.

    • diogenese2 says:

      A few years ago I stopped at Petes Puke Pub at Pukekure on my way from Haast to Greymouth.
      (Un) fortunately Possum Pie was now longer allowed for reasons of health and safety. It has now closed, not surprising given the proprietors threat of physical violence towards anyone uttering the word “cappuccino”. It lists as “an interesting lunch venue” with me. The possum is an introduced species causing more environmental damage to NZ excepting the arrival of the Maoris to the “land of the long white cloud” 800 years ago. NZ is the land that has suffered the most environmental change in any in the last 1000 years but (potentially) has least to suffer from “global warming”. Nether the less it has a very vocal CAGW claque. In context – I wonder how much “genetic diversity” has been lost by the Kiwi or, for that matter, the Giant Moa.
      Few yet realise the significance of the “dropped box” and the IPPC unable to commit on a “preferred” value of TCR, from which the future emissions total to be shared out at Paris 2015 can be calculated. Nether the less the “synthesis report” has produced just such an impossible total. It would seem that the “concensus catastrophe” is inevitable. Expect what the Chinese would refer to as “an interesting time” this next year.

  2. durango12 says:

    Another person who cares not a hoot about being called denier and all the rest of it is Oklahoma Senator James Inhofe, who is slated to be the new Chair of the US Environment and Public Works Committee. The http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/nov/06/climate-denier-jim-inhofe-in-line-for-senates-top-environmental-jobGuardian has noticed and is in deep despair. The New York Times is afflicted with inconsolable grief.

    This will be fun to watch.

    • bushkid says:

      So much sadness and loss and waste or good men. Will we never learn? But – still there are battles to fight….. and someone has to fight them. Those who can do, and will always do for those who can’t or won’t, whether they are known or appreciated or not.

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